Intro: "Courtesy of the Red, White, And Blue" by Toby KeithOutro: "Star Spangled Banner" by Jimi HendrixADAM'S GATOR, STAGE MANAGING, CORNY COMPLAINTS, SEAMUS GETS CAUGHT, GOFOBO, DELIVER US FROM EVIL, THE PURGE, HAPPY 9/11, NEVER FORGET THEY GOT US, "SEAMUS THINKS 9/11 WAS OKAY," CLEAR CHANNEL FEAR MONGERING, PRE-9/11, SUPERMARKET SWEEP, STATIC SHOCK SCHOOL SHOOTING, GEORGE BUSH, ILLUSION OF CHOICE, NUKES, DONALD TRUMP, THE CONTEST