Jered and Esther debate whether or not there are conference police at professional conferences.

Ahead of a trip to Seattle, Jered discusses his love of walking through cities. Esther gets her pathology lab credentials during the show. Jered is very curious about pathology smears. Jered and Esther come up with a new business plan involving Esther’s phone voice. We forget to say hi to Shane. Hi Shane.

Jered and Esther have another conversation. Season two starts in earnest now. More episodes to come. Subscribe, rate, and review, or else...

Jered and Esther discuss their landscape preferences: beach, plains, mountains, hills, etc. Esther reminisces about her stint as an International student in Waverly, Iowa. We discuss problematic music, including a summer adventure with Weird Al. Jered discusses the joys of beach life and learns to hang dry wall. Esther gets a new car.

Jered cleans up the vines and outdoor stairs and takes a tumble. Jered and Esther discuss their favorite decade of music. From the Lyte Funkie Ones, RIP Rich Cronin, to Phish, Fleetwood Mac, The Jackson 5, The Goo Goo Dolls, Jim Croce, Elton John...lots of music we hate, and some that we love. Esther marries off Olivia Newton John. Jered used to like only happy happy happy music. Esther was a melodramatic teenager. Listener challenge: send us a song that represents who you are and then send us a song that you think represents either of us! [email protected]

Jered and Esther save wildlife. Jered ponders who he would travel back in time and ix-nay. Our first cliff hanger.

Jered and Esther discuss the various and sundry Etsy shops and explore such gems as worm babies, spells, and something called Theo the Pegasus. Esther opens a new business. Jered decides he might like to fill an inflatable pool full of pasta and climb right in. This ones a doozy, folks! Hi Shane!

Jered makes a very important statement, he is not taking questions at this time. Esther and Jered explore a new scheme to get a free place to sleep as an international traveler. Dr. Root makes an appearance and changes his name. Esther proposes a business plan that involves repossession and bounty hunting. Jered and Esther discuss devil dogs and dilly bars and the newly purchased dairykween.com (get your merch now, folks!).

Jered and Esther discuss noisy water bottles, airplane numerology, and secret compartments under planes where they build AI flight attendants. Esther ponders the pronunciation of the color “mauve” - please send us your feedback! Jered discovers ancient fairytales, namely Tristan and Isolde and our boy Perceval. Jered pretends to be a Texas Geography Expert. Esther takes him to task.

Esther and Jered discuss what it’s like to be together for 20 years. Esther remembers the Alamo and other random Texas facts. Jered reminds Esther about American folk lore and coon skin caps. Esther wows Jered with her athleticism and physical prowess. Jered and Esther learn some Italian phrases for their trip. Miss you Shane.

Jered and Esther discuss YouTube algorithms, age discrepancies, and pegging. Jered discovers he is an affable curmudgeon. Esther creates haikus and is deemed easily influencable. A call for listeners to try and secretly influence Esther via Jered. Jered makes a public service announcement about overhead lighting.

Jered and Esther discuss bolut, elephants, and ayahuasca. Bachelor update- Hometowns! Esther brings up the topic of hot jobs and we discover there aren’t any. Jered is annoyed with Esther’s Haiku prowess. An intimidator is apprehended in the neighborhood.