(Sizzling, cheesy, nostalgic, and proudly white‑stuff‑free)

Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen like they tried to order fajitas without tipping. Today’s recipe is a throwback masterpiece: Copycat Applebee’s Chicken Fajita Roll‑Ups — a dish so early‑2000s‑iconic it should come with a flip phone and a chain wallet.