Episode 92: Cornucopia

Zippy and JP, along with GOJ, attend Zarek Valentin's Ribbonz Celebration wrap party and bring you conversations from Zarek, Diego Valeri, Connie Valeri, Steve Clark, and Jeremy Ebobisse.

Along with the general meandering, we bring you discussion around a cornucopia of topics.

Show Notes:

Intro Jam

Sunshine - Two Hundred Grand

1:30 - Malmö Vs. Östersund rivalry and banter

5:30 - Zlatan vs. Timbers talk

13:00 - Speaking with Zarek Valentin at Ribbonz initiative wrap party

18:30 - You may still be able to donate to the causes Zarek is raising money for. Check out www.theribbonz.com

19:00 - Speaking with Diego Valeri about his beautiful goal, taking his shirt off in celebration, and the Valeri family band

25:00 - Speaking with Connie Valeri about Diego’s goal celebration, her future as a Thorn, and her plans to be an inventor

31:00 - Remembering Chabala’s glorious first goal against LA Galaxy

33:00 - Are JP, Zippy, GOJ going to frost their tips in solitary with the Timbers?

34:00 - Speaking with BriFer about his thoughts about the LA Galaxy match

37:00 - Speaking with Jeremy Ebobise about practicing his knee slides, asking Zarek for advice on finishing, and Settlers of Catan game

45:00 - Chatting with Steve Clark about his horror show, his saves, and how Ace, his aristocratic dog, is the George Clooney of dogs

51:00 - How many points will the Timbers acquire in their remaining matches and where will they end up in the standings?

55:00 - Does GOJ still love Zlatan?

1:00:00 - Looking at the rest of the MLS table

1:03:00 - All Star talk

1:05:00 - MLS has altered it’s commercial guidelines

1:08:30 - GOJ is outraged by the new Las Vegas Lights jersey

1:11:30 - Soccer Touchdown grammar school with GOJ

1:18:00 - The meat of the episode; all the things GOJ wants to talk about

1:21:00 - CPL talk

1:22:30 - GOJ Minnesota away

1:24:00 - GOJ’s interview with Forward Madison’s Managing Director, Peter Wilt

1:33:00 - GOJ is starting a PDX Forward Madison supports group, the Rose City Flock

136:30 - Thorns talk

141:00 - Mana Shim announces her retirement from football / equal pay chant

143:00 - Real Madrid starting a women’s team

144:00 - The GOJ T2 update / pep talk

1:46:30 - The Experimental Football League

1:50:30 - What if football started using a fixed offside line, like in hockey

1:50:30 - Flounders fans find like mindedness with TA stand with humanity

1:59:00 - Francisco Erwin Galicia, a Dallas-born U.S. citizen, was arrested on his way to a soccer tryout and held in the custody of U.S. Customs and Border Protection for 23 days

2:02:00 - United Cats of Ameowica (Texas)

2:06:30 - STDSIAFIMLSFL winner announced

Outro Jam:

Knox Hamilton - Work It Out