This podcast will fit you like a suit of armour. It’s perfect, it works; don’t change a thing!!!

You’ll start with a full introduction to the “Police Academy” before taking a very quick visit to Mars (take a jacket, it’ll be chilly). Once you return, will have a look at your horoscope, before trying on some “Cruel Shoes”. To end your day, we’ll all take a quick spin in the “Large Hedron Collider”

Look, I’m not meant to be telling you this, but you’ve only got 31 minutes to live. So, you better download this...