Gather round creeps, gather round fools. Gather round spirits and gather round ghouls.

Listen to me for I have a story of blackening fright and all things gory. Of grinning pumpkins and demon cats of wicked witches and scurrying rats.

They've all come together to celebrate and feast; Larry the wolf and Igor the beast.

For this is the night when little babies cry and orange mist pours from their eyes.

When monster girls and monster men patiently wait for the fun to begin.

What do they know that you've never seen? Well, I tell you my friend. A glorious hootenanny called HALLOWEEN!!