It's been the holidays! So no need to Pulisic day although Chelsea did anyway buying the American teenager for 58m pounds although that's probably closer to 100m once you take tariffs into account, and such.

Elsewhere, Louis Van Gaal thinks Paul Merson is a moron and who can blame him, Bournemouth could have fed most of the world's poor with what they paid for one Dominic Solanke, and speaking of so lanky, Peter Crouch thinks Chelsea should re-sign Diego Costa.

All this madness, Wayne Hennesseying is believing, and so much more. Let's get Coshed.

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