Tuchel reaches the promised land by being competent, in stark contrast to Pep Guardiola. Should Kante or Lewandowski win the Ballon D'or? Unai is inevitable as Villlareal outlast a hapless Man United to win the Europa League.

We also hand out Premier League awards. Yes we discuss the best player, best goal etc but who has the most punchable face, the best and worst hairstyles and which team has the best kit.

It's all here on another sensational coshcast.

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