As the title says, the two best teams tried to bore us to death. United get a win against a good (we think) premier league team. Arsenal get a customary team at home against a bad (not this season) premier league team. Chelsea seem to be evolving into a competent defensive unit leaving Solksjaer and Arteta in the mud. Old man Roy shows you can teach an old dog new tricks, while Leicester still win despite Vardy missing missing a penalty kick. Speaking of penalty kicks, Under The Cosh formally disowns Ademola Lookman. Listen up!

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