Producer's Note: CJ asked me to remove the last two segments from the podcast because he deemed them unworthy. Don't be alarmed or confused.

Producer's Tip: It pays to listen live so you can hear every little morsel of the show just in case an egomaniacal host decides to axe portions of the podcast. 

Picture of Cosmo the Crow from this episode can be found here.

Okay, just, trust me here. This episode has a lot of fun content. Just trust me. What have you got to lose by listening? Time? What is time? Just a human construct that ancient elites created in order to control their slaves/employees. Time doesn't matter. It isn't real. It's just a figment of human invention. 

You want to know who Cosmo the Crow is, though, don't you? Well, you'll just have to listen. It's a slightly heartwarming story.

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