Have more sex, it's the law: https://gizmodo.com/mayor-gives-out-viagra-to-citizens-start-having-sex-or-1835010186

Guy gets drunk without ever drinking: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/10/man-charged-with-dwi-after-alcohol-fermenting-yeast-in-his-gut-got-him-wasted/

Comcast gives you "free" TV...for a fee: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/10/comcasts-free-streaming-box-requires-you-to-rent-13-per-month-router/

Can you control your latest rental car? https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/10/five-months-after-returning-rental-car-man-still-has-remote-control/

Samsung selfie satellite crashes on a farm: https://gizmodo.com/samsungs-space-selfie-satellite-plummets-from-sky-onto-1839413596

Rule #1, don't claim to be the inventor of bitcoin: https://gizmodo.com/man-claims-he-invented-bitcoin-is-ordered-to-pay-billi-1837659816