He's not your grandfather. He's not the nice elderly man that used to give you butterscotch candies. Hell he isn't even all that nice. Join Eli and Mel as they tell you a story about a strange little man who built a sailboat to escape a British POW camp, was best friends with the Czar of Russia, became a doctor just by saying he was a doctor, and then fell in love with a woman and did unspeakable things with her body. Come, let's drink his golden elixir together...