It all begins a grand advertising lie that "Nobody reads long copy," and snowballs into getting all geeky on legendary marketing, and approaching copywriting and Tootsie Pops with a Zen koan. (Really? How did this happen? Insanity!) Bonus material includes: Volkswagen "Lemon," a Rolls Royce at 80 miles an hour, and the "No blather!" directive. Come for the answer to the question: "How long should my ad copy be," and stay for the ridiculousness. Alcohol was involved.