This week we cover the news of the Air Titan's palns for 2014, Todd Parrot's parties of 2013, Elephant hunting parties of 2012 (and Go Daddy "commitments"), and a whole lot of stuff.

Also, the boring race with the bored announcers allowed us to produce one of the best ever episodes of the schmak.

Picks for Martinsville 2:

Coach: Jeff Gordon

Rob: Kyle Busch