Secret eugenics programs? Harley mechanics? Babies, babies, babies? Sounds like a Harlequin Intrigue book to me.

Join myself and internet storyteller of note Mara Wilson as we recount our descent into the fictional world of "Covert Conception", a book where top-secret genetic research firms use date-rape drugs to trick people into doing it and making 'superior babies'. Yes, it's as weird as it sounds.

Topics include: Romance novel bingo, puritanical upbringings, and sex dreams about Ricky Gervais.

Bumper music: "Flying High Again" by Ozzy Osbourne, "Bad Boys" by Steel Pulse