Pony up Maxxinistas it's a real live hoedown and we have the Big 3 of the Summer all in one episode:

This episode kicks off with a full breakdown of Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter Tour. **Disclaimer: If you are not a Beyoncé fan, you are not permitted to listen to Cowboy Carter Critiques. Please skip. Otherwise, enjoy our song-by-song, honest, possibly controversial reactions.

Then we do a deep dive into Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team (Season 2). We're talking coaches, auditions, Dayton & her mom, THE HUSBANDS, Chandi's crash out, Armani's Beautiful Bald Head, and JADA.

Also, Justin Bieber aka Lil Bieber aka Swaggy B dropped a surprise album. We give our first reactions.

Episode Guide:

0:00 Intro

01:47 Cowboy Carter Tour HoeDown Are we done with stadium tours can we go back inside

25:30 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team (Season 2)

53:40 New Justin Bieber Album "Swag" Reaction

57:23 Dirty Stinking Rats

58:37 Checking the Box

1:00:25 Being a coach potato

1:00:52 Kristen Doute (The Valley on Bravo)

1:01:55 Albums

1:02:50 Saying what you mean