This fortnight Chris and Ally talk about Locked Up and Tied Down, the horniest name for the least horny episode of Xena Warrior Princess. The show keeps forgetting its stance on murder. Sometimes, it’s the worst thing a person could do, while other times it’s just a fun thing to joke about while killing time. In any case, this episode says murder is bad, because Xena is arrested for murder, and just kinda goes with it. Will she survive her life sentence on Shark Island prison? Can crabs really devour an adult human body? Find out on our latest episode: CRAB ISLAND! (also, for a fun drinking game, take a shot every time Ally says “Shark Island”, but please don’t blame us for any hangovers!)  We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 4 Episode 7: Locked Up and Tied Down Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

S4E7 - Crab Island

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As this legendary journey comes to an end, Chris and Ally reflect on how far they've come, discuss their favorite episodes and arcs of Xena Warrior Princess, and analyze the current wave of Xena nostalgia. Thank you for listening with us. See you again soon! Join us to discuss Xena Warrior Business, a mighty podcast forged in the heat of battle! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Xena Warrior Business: The Wrap Up

 Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. (Ancient Greek Proverb)  From waxing nostalgic for the cable tv series finale event, to marveling at this episode's extremely high production value, Chris and Ally bid their farewell to the Warrior Princess. It's tough to wrap a show when you've already resolved all your closure, but from professions of love to a sensual on-screen kiss, it felt like Xena Warrior Princess the 90s action adventure show really did as much as it possibly could... or did it???  Join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess  Season 6 Episode 22: A Friend in Need (Part 2) Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

S6E22 - IT'S OVER!!!

We've reached Xena's final story, and the fucks have run dry. There are no fucks left to give. The penulimate episode of Xena Warrior Princess brings us back, yet again, into Xena's dark past, taking a lot of big swings and making a lot of big choices. Will they all pay off? How cool will Gabby play it when she finds out she wasn't Xena's first? And what's the deal with Japan's natural iron deposits? Join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 21: A Friend in Need (Part 1) Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

S6E21 - THE PINCHING OF THE PINCH

We let out listeners pick our last CommentaRAIMI movie, and so we watched Sam Raimi's meticulously stylish tournament arc of a movie We talk about the appeal of Westerns, movies where a bad guy owns a town, Russell Crowe's floppy-haired fuckboy sex appeal, and the inherent awkwardness of walking into a place and having people look at you. This is a commentary track, and can be listened to while you watch The Quick and The Dead! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

The Quick and The Dead (1995) Commentary Track (COMMENTARAIMI)

Bad news, everyone! A new Xena scroll has been discovered, and it says that Xena might have been a heterosexual! Does this mean Rob Tapert will finally give us season 7? Or will Xena be thwarted by paperwork/fineprint?  Instead of gorging yourself on goat cheese milkshakes, join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 20: Soul Possession Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

S4E7 - Crab Island

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