Exploiting child labor laws, face smashing internet strangers, and a retelling of Pinocchio! Can't forget about crackheads getting spoon fed dope so they're willing to perform acrobatics! Welcome to the Internet's freak-show circus! We have long time fan/friend/ and real woman on, Liz! She shares tips on motherhood, teeth grinding, and getting high on carnival rides! All cats should be toilet trained and drinking from the nipple is is the closest thing you'll get to Elysium! Big and Tall stores should be closed and if you're thinking about getting a divorce, you absolutely fucking should!