Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yet again, the group deems it  necessary to agitate innocent and unknowing folks. Not only did they  clog the toilet with a towel, eavesdrop on their conversations and eat  all their food, but they also tried to steal their dog! For not  believing a bunch of random psychopaths, the group decided it was best  to let the family die. However, they couldn’t let a dog be eaten too! So  here we are, giant Japanese murder skeleton vs our...well I wouldn’t  call them heroes. On one hand they have a car, lots of magical weapons,  magical abilities and a strong refusal to die. On the other hand...it’s a  giant magical murder skeleton. What happens if they fire the giant  laser gun too many times? How will they manage to defeat the skeleton?  What will their rewards be? How much would it suck to have your  fingernail removed and unable to ever heal? Tune in and find out!Join in  on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is  questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble  through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they  attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a  veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie  who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all  about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As  mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played  this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea  of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!Thank you to those who have taken the time to  give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we  greatly appreciate it!