Destroy the movie and listen to the soundtrack instead, because some films are just pure crap and deserve to be erased. Occasionally we find an unwatchable film that lives on in our collective culture by sole virtue of a great soundtrack. It is the healing power of music alone that prevents us from gouging out our eyeballs again rather than watch one more crap movie that is touted as a classic by the unwashed masses. Classic soundtrack, yes. But burn that bad movie, kill it with fire, and enjoy the awesome music instead.

0:00 Intro

6:35 Blade Runner 2049

19:43 ComiXology

23:42 Cher

25:45 Yello - Stella

27:40 Star Wars (yet again)

29:56 Rocky

31:09 Space Jam

33:24 Cat People

33:35 American Gigolo

34:53 Koyaanisqatsi

36:08 Eric's 90210 spec script

37:32 Purple Rain

41:44 Xanadu

48:43 The Bodyguard

49:53 The Lost Boys

52:10 Valley Girl

55:22 The Crow

59:36 Saturday Night Fever

1:02:37 Singles

1:04:30 Reality Bites

1:05:28 Pump Up The Volume

1:07:42 A Life Less Ordinary

1:10:01 Cool World

1:12:43 Love and a .45

1:13:34 Empire Records

1:14:35 Caddyshack

Music and Samples

Scratching The Itch - Sex Cult Girl

Duran Duran - A View To A Kill

Kool & the Gang - Fresh / clip from Bridesmaids / Beside - Change the Beat

Hans Zimmer - Blade Runner 2049 Soundtrack

Stinky Wizzleteats - Happy Happy Joy Joy

Cher - Gypsies Tramps and Thieves

Cher - Fire and Rain

Cher - He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother

Cheap Trick - Dream Police / Simpsons

Yello - Oh Yeah

Yello - Koladi-Ola

Mentos Jingle / Outkast - So Fresh and So Clean / Devo - Fresh

John Williams - The Duel of the Fates

John Williams - A New Hope and End Credits

Bill Conti - Theme from Rocky

Quad City DJs - Space Jam

Seal - Fly Like an Eagle

R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly

Giorgio Moroder - Paul’s Theme (Jogging Chase) from Cat People

Clip from American Gigolo

Blondie - Call Me

Giorgio Moroder / David Bowie - The Myth

Philip Glass - Koyaanisqatsi

Philip Glass - The Grid (Koyaanisqatsi)

Prince & the Revolution - Purple Rain

Prince & the Revolution - Let’s Go Crazy

The Time - Jungle Love

Prince & the Revolution - Under The Cherry Moon

Electric Light Orchestra - I’m Alive

Olivia Newton John and Cliff Richard - Suddenly

Electric Light Orchestra - All Over The World

Olivia Newton John - Magic

Olivia Newton John and Electric Light Orchestra - Xanadu

Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You

Whitney Houston - I’m Every Woman

Roger Daltrey - Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Echo & the Bunnymen - People Are Strange

Gerard McMann - Cry Little Sister

Tim Cappello - I Still Believe

Bonnie Hayes & the Wild Combo - Girls Like Me

Plimsouls - Million Miles Away

Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer?

Payolas - Eyes of a Stranger

The Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way

Sparks - Eaten by the Monster of Love

Total Coelo - I Eat Cannibals (Part One)

Stone Temple Pilots - Big Empty

Rage Against The Machine - Darkness

The Cure - Burn

Pantera - The Badge

Machines of Loving Grace - Golgotha Tenement Blues

Machines of Loving Grace - Perfect Tan

Bee Gees - Stayin’ Alive

The Trammps - Disco Inferno

Walter Murphy - A Fifth of Beethoven

David Shire - Night on Disco Mountain

Kool & the Gang - Open Sesame

K.C. & the Sunshine Band - Boogie Shoes

Bee Gees - You Should Be Dancin’

Paul Westerberg - Dyslexic Heart

Alice In Chains - Would?

Pearl Jam - State of Love and Trust

Mudhoney - Overblown

Ethan Hawke - I’m Nuthin’

Ethan Hawke - Add It Up

Pixies - Wave of Mutilation (UK Surf)

Concrete Blonde - Everybody Knows

Beck - Deadweight

Luscious Jackson - Love Is Here

Sneaker Pimps - Velvet Divorce

The Cardigans - It’s War

My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Sex on Wheelz

Electronic - Disappointed

Pure - Greedy

Kenny Loggins - I’m Alright (theme from Caddyshack)

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas