allison: "...and so ya, that's the story of my 5 year journey to repair my broken relationship with my parents and deprogram them from the cult they'd joined that was brainwashing them into believing in alternative medicine, qanon, and the notion that hitler's art wasn't trash. we've genuinely never been closer and i honestly want to cry just thinking about the fact that after all the pain we went through we came out on the other side closer and stronger than ever before. i'm so excited for what's ahead between us and making the most of the time we're lucky enough to spend together"

andrew: "...hell ya."

00:00:00 - andrew’s edible experience

00:01:38 - when the intro is way shorter than you expect

00:04:15 - why would you ever be a filthy, useless, smooth-brained vikings fan?

00:10:25 - skip to this chapter for andrew being a dumbass in public

00:11:05 - Song One: “Girl Can’t Help It” by Journey

00:14:57 - growing up meen-uh-soht-uh

00:20:53 - Song Two: “He Lives In You (Reprise)” by Jason Raize, Tsidii Le Loka, Ensemble - The Lion King

00:26:35 - an allison history lesson

00:33:57 - Song Three: “You Learn” by Alanis Morissette

00:37:43 - people talk in the background of this chapter, direct yr complaints to allison

00:43:39 - Song Four: “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac

00:45:09 - Film: “Pride and Prejudice” by Joe Wright

00:49:45 - Book: “Babel, or the Necessity of Violence” by R.F. Kuang

00:56:13 - off to fantasyland

01:02:51 - Song Five: “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman

01:03:34 - the pop science lab

01:08:58 - Song Six: “8 (circle)” by Bon Iver

01:11:08 - surviving the hellscape and coming out better (as a lady)

01:17:58 - Song Seven: “My My My!” by Troye Sivan

01:19:09 - you can go and love yrself

01:22:39 - “Inbred” by Ethel Cain

01:25:23 - Luxury Item: soap

01:27:18 - You can only save one…