This week, the Aunties are loud, layered, and low on patience.

Morgan's got a crawfish craving that turns into a full-blown culinary conspiracy theory: were our ancestors innovative or just making do with what they had? Tori said both. Jeniece said, “please be serious” .

Then it’s prom-prep chaos as Sugar Bear gets ready for his school dance. The baby requested fancy pants and it was off to the races — tuxedo drama, the perfect “fit”, and corsage etiquette 101 .

We also introduce a new segment: White-Washcloth Moments—those moments when life taps you on the shoulder and says, “You’re doing the most, sis.” Shannon Sharpe? Come to the front. Corey Holcomb? Bring it here. Real ID scanning our faces? Absolutely not .

And yes, we’re still obsessing over Sinners. Ryan Coogler, you did what needed to be done. Again .

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Question for the chat:When’s the last time life handed YOU a white washcloth and said, “Sit down. Be humble.”? Drop your moment in the comments or tag us — you might hear your story on the next episode.

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