Ever wondered what guys really say and do while getting a vasectomy on laughing gas? As a urologist, I've seen thousands of procedures — and today I'm sharing the funniest, craziest, and most unforgettable moments straight from the clinic (all anonymous, of course).

From the guy FaceTiming his wife mid-snip, to the patient who thought he was on a roller coaster, these are the kinds of stories you won't hear anywhere else.