The boys open with a classic debate as to who is hotter: Judy Bloom, Rachel Bloom, or Beth Chapman. They talk about the connection between male adult actors and the Democratic and Republican parties. Jack figures out why the Portuguese like to sail the high seas and Zach surmises how Andrew Yang would feel about gender reassignment surgery. John Paul writes a Uyghur adaptation to a Disney hit from Mulan. The boys cover open wounds at open mics and body positivity in the mannequin community.