It’s unclear quite what Remfry or Steve have done to deserve this but for the second week in a row, we are forced to listen to an album fronted by a fictional character with absolutely no musical talent what-so-ever (sorry Blobby). At least last week, Remfry could claim some sort of defence in that Mr. Blobby was ostensibly aimed at children but Crazy Frog (or The Annoying Thing to give the little shit its more appropriate title) was created and eventually marketed to siphon money from the pockets of simpletons who really should have known better.

And the worst thing is … it worked! For a brief period of time in the mid-00s, this babbling CGI monstrosity was inescapable and not just in the UK either! Finland, Poland, New Zealand, Austria, Denmark, France, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Sweden, Switzerland, Spain and Portugal all fell for the ‘charms’ of this nonsensical babbling irritant.

Steve takes us through the story of how a ringtone (a f@!king ringtone!!!) ended up releasing not one, not two but three albums of deliriously bad Eurodance trash, even managing to drag down a couple of semi-decent dance bangers along the way, much to the delight of simpering imbeciles everywhere. And it gets worse ... like a cockroach, Crazy Frog refuses to die with threats of a new album imminent. Pray that global warming wipes us all out before that drops but rest assured, if it doesn't, we will not be reviewing it on Riot Act

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