Note from Henry: I know I was kind of joking about the weird Sega spinoff ideas, but I'd totally play all of those to death. Except for Golden Axe, that's still a bad reboot.

Discussed: Smash Bros. Ultimate, Portal, Fallout 3, Ever Oasis, Jak and Daxter: The Precursor legacy, Kirby: Super Star, Ruffy and the Riverside, Mario Kart 9, Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, Donkey Kong Country: The Animated Series, The Mario Movie, Sonic Boom, new projects on the show, Sonic 06 (partially), a bunch of hypothetical Sega spinoffs, a majority of the weird dark reboots of the late 00s-early 10s, Beckman, and Henry's never seen Taxi Driver.

Song Credits:

Gotta Go Fast - Norman J. Grossfeld, Russel Vellazquez

Tears of the Kingdom Main Theme - Koji Kondo

Haunted House - Mudhouse

Save Your Tears - Jimmy Clifton

Romans - Alabaster Co.