What would you do if a seventy-year-old man offered you $35 for your underwear? We (actually just I) explore this, in reading various (hopefully true) internet stories of creepy men and their quite unique methods of sexual harassment. From sexy shrimp skinning (yes, shrimp, as in the seafood) to on-fire tights, this'll be quite the laugh riot, something to help you lose a few brain cells.