Ever had a chance to catch the Pepsi to Tales from the Crypt's Coke? Here's your chance! This George Romero and Stephen King team-up serves as Frank's pitch to scare Peter with a horror movie without making him catatonic. The good news is there's five stories packed into this film so he's got plenty of chances. The bad news is there's five stories packed into this film.

Peter breaks out his horror rubric (TM? probably not) so we can quantitatively determine just how close to the mark this flick hits. After all, that's why God made fathers, babe. That's why God made fathers.