Ottawa is creepy enough, but wait until you get a load of what is going on in the outskirts! Aliens, UFO's, Witches, Government Conspiracies....all in your backyard....Welcome to Carp, Ontario! It's a beautiful place but you may not want to stay overnight, that's when the odd occurences begin. To guide us around this mysterious little town just outside of Ottawa, the Cryptkeeper has enlisted the services of his Ottawa Valley Whistleblower, Miss Marjie! Forget Julian Assange, Miss Marjie is the one spilling the secrets that dare not be mentioned outside of Carp. Together with Miss Marjie the Cryptkeeper will attempt to answer the age old question that has plagued the Ottawa Valley for decades.....What the Hell is going on in Carp!?