In the Muppet justice system, the Muppets are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the podcasters who investigate the crimes, and the other podcasters who prosecute the Muppet offenders. These are their stories. 

FURTHER DORKSCUSSION:

Before the court:

• Miss Finch: accused of criminal negligence
• Miss Piggy: accused of domestic violence
• Gonzo: accused of bestiality
• Animal: accused of property damage over $5000 and noise complaints
• Fozzie Bear: accused of public indecency
• Uncle Deadly: accused of being an evil, terrifying mess
• Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: accused of multiple Occupational Health and Safety violations
• Oscar the Grouch: accused of sheltering, public loitering, panhandling, public disorder

BONUS CONTENT:

Domestic Violence Resources

• Calgary
• Alberta
• Canada
• USA

Mental Health Emergency Resources

• Canada
• USA

With appreciation to Judge John Hodgman for inspiring our gavel sound.

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
• Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit

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“Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.” ― Fyodor Dostoevsky

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
• Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
• Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit
• This podcast is created on the traditional territories of the Blackfoot Nations, which includes the Siksika, the Piikani, and the Kainai. We also acknowledge the Stoney Nakota Nation, Tsuut'ina, and Metis Nation Region 3.

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