The girls suspect they're being robbed (repeatedly!) after Shirley loses her (labeled!) keys at Disneyland. Food and a record player go missing from the apartment, causing them to call the police. Then the girls head off for a vacation to Palm Springs, leaving Frank and Carmine to figure out who's robbing the place. After some some snooping, trap-setting, and stories about Anzio, they capture first Squiggy and then Rhonda in the process of breaking into the apartment. But are either of them the robbers? Or a simple misunderstanding?? Then somehow a gun gets pulled out and it turns into a weapons safety PSA. What the hell even is this episode?!