My Hijacked American Lie-fe

Cripple Fight!


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So, I played the audio in an earlier episode from most of the fight but I just found the beginning of the recording. I call it "Cripple Fight" because I love South Park and the manager may be intellectually disabled inntye funny kinda of way. I dont advocate picking fights with truly disabled people. Also, the Manager of the Harborview In-tolerable House of Whores, who is the son of the owner and essentially a piece of shit with pubes for hair sprinkled on top to represent his curly terrible haircut. He is just a. phenomenaly impressive example of a stretched out prolapsed anus of a person whom oozes shit everywhere. Anyway, I wanted to fight him and he shows up with five other guys. He never even made one move towards me. The little bitch didn't do a thing but his five friends did. How did that end? Oh yeah. I didn't win but i sure as shit didn't fucking lose. One thing he will lose is everything once I get done Destroying those who fucked with me. I will be happy to amend my description and not destroy everything he values anytime he would like to make a simple apology as I understand why you acted that way towards me. I wont hold my breath though....
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My Hijacked American Lie-feBy James Bryson Kambestad