Critical Nerds

Please read the content warning as this is a rated R game. Our story picks up late in the night, after the Valaar's made it back to camp with the smoking remains of a starved polar bear being dragged behind them.  As morning slowly came, so to came a few interesting memories.  So sit back, relax, turn the lights out and enjoy.  

Content Warning: This podcast contains themes of cosmic horror, psychological distress, violence, death, body horror, and supernatural elements inspired by Norse mythology and Lovecraftian fiction. The story includes depictions of isolation, environmental hardship, cult activity, and the gradual loss of sanity. Some scenes may involve descriptions of injury, blood, drowning, and unsettling transformations.  Our tale takes place when Christianity is starting to spread worldwide and we will come into situations that are although historically accurate, might not be for everyone.  Listener discretion is advised.  This podcast is intended for mature audiences.

Our story picks back up after surviving the battle with a stone giant, deep underground in the ruins above Whitestone.  From here we dust ourselves off and continue our search for the lost Temple of Ioun.  But what happens next?  Sit back, relax and enjoy to find out.  

Please read the content warning as this is a rated R game.  Our story picks back up right after surviving the fight with some sort of mutated crustation on a small rocky island, just a day away from our first destination.  What we find when we get there though, will break even the most sane Viking there is.  So sit back, relax, turn the lights out and enjoy.  

Content Warning: This podcast contains themes of cosmic horror, psychological distress, violence, death, body horror, and supernatural elements inspired by Norse mythology and Lovecraftian fiction. The story includes depictions of isolation, environmental hardship, cult activity, and the gradual loss of sanity. Some scenes may involve descriptions of injury, blood, drowning, and unsettling transformations.  Our tale takes place when Christianity is starting to spread worldwide and we will come into situations that are although historically accurate, might not be for everyone.  Listener discretion is advised.  This podcast is intended for mature audiences.

Our story picks back up after learning about what happened just before the Divergence here in Whitestone, and that something called a Divine Anchor has been breeched and needs to be fixed.  So no big deal right?  So sit back, relax and enjoy what happens next.  

July 5-6 660 PE (Post Emergence) 33rd Emergence 

Our story picks back up after leaving the forest and the hipster coven of hags, then coming up with what to do next.  As lunchtime started to come closer, the sight of a nearby Jeli Flower Winery with tastings and a lunch special caught our eyes, Arbane was in for a surprise.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  

Players: Level 5

Please read the content warning as this is a rated R game. We pick back up after our party finally got a nice long rest in after saving the town of Krezk.  But for Danala, waking up was quite interesting. So sit back, relax, turn the lights off and enjoy.  

Please read the content warning as this is a rated R game.  We pick back up our story right after Aronson learned that when he used the knife to try to send everyone home, we all ended up somewhere else.  But where?  Sit back, relax, turn the lights off and find out.  

Today marks our one year since we started this improv campaign and its been a blast so far for all of us.  We pick back up our story after settling down for the night before waking up and exploring the ruins near Whitestone, in hopes of learning more about where the temple of Ioun went.  But Khaal and Zion had other plans again, so sit back, relax and enjoy all the nat 20's.   

Well folks here it is, our final episode after a wonderful 3 year journey.  But how did this come about?  Well I guess you need to listen into find out and in two weeks we will have our campaign wrap up that will go over all the other fun things that could have been, or did happen, or will happen.  Then I would suggest hitting up our Surviving Extinction Campaign that takes place 900 years after the events of today.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  

Braxis 2, 3502

We pick back up our story right after some of us woke up from a nice nap, while others were walking back to the Inn after an interesting night of vice.  As our party had a nice breakfast of mostly bacon, they decide today is a nice day for a crocodile hunt.  So sit back, relax and enjoy what actually happens.