Join Chris and B as we avoid looking out of the the kitchen window while watching 1986’s “Critters.” What’s worse than a running theme of aliens coming to our planet and eating us? The realization that we may be the 7-11 of the universe. We smoke up and sneak out our bedroom window while discussing how refreshing it is to have good child actors in a horror movie, wonder what they would have been able to achieve had they been given a “Gremlins” level budget, and ask the question: do the parents know that an adult alien gave their son a phone to call him personally?