Steal a face from the television and extend your phallic assault cannons, it's time to blast our way through the delightfully voracious fuzzbeasts of the VHS era, they're not gremlins, they're not communists, THEY'RE CRITTERS!!!

CONTAINS: 

Excessive John Cena, Easter Sunday Sheriff Murder, Gratuitous Lack of Irony

note:  This episode had a brief audio issue - FIXED!