Episode CCCLIV

THE RISE OF SKYWALKER SPECIAL

J.J. Abrams has returned to his home studio of Lucasfilm in an attempt to rescue the new trilogy of Star Wars movies from the whines of vile fanboys who look like Jabba the Hutt.

Little does J.J. know that the DUMBASS LOSERS have secretlybegun concocting a stupid plan to review-bomb the movie if it doesn’t meet their misogynistic expectations.

When completed, this ultimate idiocy won’t really spell anything for the small band of filmmakers aiming to restore glory to the franchise…