By Matthew D. Groves
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For this year's C# Advent, I decided to finally implement an idea that I've been kicking around for a couple of years now. It's a parody of Baz Luhrmann's Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) track from 1997. The "lyrics" are from a Chicago Tribune column written by Mary Schmich, entitled "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young". Much of the advice in the original song has stuck with me over the years, and it continues to be relevant and entertaining.
I thought that a version created just for developers, programmers, coders, engineers would be fun. I commissioned the help of voice actor Noah Jenkins (on Twitter @GeekyVoices) to bring a voice to my writing, and I laid his voice over a karaoke version of the song. (By the way, if you need voicework, I can highly recommend him!)
Please enjoy! Make sure to check out all the other great entries into this year's C# Advent. I look forward to doing it again next year.
Lyrics:
Coders, developers, software engineers, and programmers in the year of 2020
Write unit tests
If I could offer you only one tip for the future
Unit tests would be it
The long term benefits of unit tests have been proven by studies
Whereas the rest of my advice
Has no basis more reliable than my own
Meandering, flawed experience
I will dispense this advice...now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your code
But, never mind
You'll look back on your code in 6 months and wonder who let you near a keyboard.
But trust me, this means you're improving.
Seeing your past code as flawed just means that you are learning.
You are not as bad a coder as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future
Or worry
But know that worrying is as effective as trying to write the next Facebook on a TRS-80.
The real troubles in your career are apt to be things that you never learned in college or boot camp.
The kind where your team decides to deploy to production on Friday at 5pm.
Do something everyday that challenges you.
Draw.
Don't judge other people harshly in code review.
Don't put up with people who harshly judge yours.
Write docs.
Don't waste time on jealousy.
Some days you're killing it, some days you aren't.
The race is long
And in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember the compliments, put them in a special folder.
Forget YouTube comments.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how
Keep your old code in an open source repository
Throw away your unused domain names.
Take days off.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your career
The most interesting people I know aren't doing at 40 what they thought they wanted to do at 22.
And many of them say they still don't know what they're doing.
Get plenty of C#
Be kind to your wrists
You'll miss them when they're gone
Maybe you'll start a company, maybe you won't
Maybe you'll get stock options and bonuses, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll go into management.
Maybe you'll give up on computers completely and open a boutique when you turn 50
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either
Your choices are at least partially chance, and so are everybody else's
Use your body
Use it on something manual and analog
Don't be afraid of stepping away from the computer, and what you might miss on Twitter
Honest labor will let your mind rest
Learn.
Even if your boss isn't going to pay for it
Read blog posts, even if you don't agree with them
Go to conferences, even if you spend more time in the hallway than the sessions
Education is not something you can ever finish.
DO NOT read the comments on Hacker News and Reddit, they will only make you feel terrible
(chorus)
Get to know your family
You never know when they'll be gone for good
Be nice to your siblings
They are your best link to your past
And the people most likely to stick with you in the future
Send a Snopes link if you must
But don't argue with their political views in public on Facebook
Understand that teammates come and go
But for the precious few you should hold on to
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle
Because the older you get, the more you need the people that knew you when you were young
Work for a government agency once
But leave before it makes you grumpy
Work for a silicon valley startup once
But leave before it turns you into an insufferable hipster
Travel
Accept certain inalienable truths
Developers get distracted by newer frameworks
Bugs will always be around
You too will get old
And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young
New frameworks were always better
There weren't so many bugs
Certifications were important
And junior developers respected their seniors
Respect YOUR seniors
Don't expect anyone to hand you anything
Maybe you'll have stock options
Maybe you'll get V.C. funding
But you never know when either might run out
Don't be cocky about any once piece of technology
Or by the time you're 50, you'll be known as "that Windows Phone guy"
Be careful whose mentorship you seek
But be patient with anyone who supplies mentoring
Advice is a form of nostalgia
Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the garbage, wiping it off
Smoothing over the ugly parts and redeeming it for more than it's worth
But trust me on the unit tests
(chorus)
This is a special crossover episode with Remember When, hosted by Steve Fischer and Scott Wood.
Show Notes:
Remember When podcast (iTunes link)
Remember When Podcast on Facebook
Podcast: Retronauts Podcast
Atari Archive on YouTube
Book: Racing the Beam
Remember When is on Twitter
Dennis Stepp is prioritizing tests based on risk.
This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr
Show Notes:
Mind Mapping
The four factors of risk based analytis: Domain, risks, impact, likelihood
I threw out the term systemic risk
Books:
Clean Code by Robert C. Martin
The Phoenix Project by Jean Kim
A Seat at the Table by Mark Schwartz
Making Work Visible by Dominica Degrandis
Working Effectively with Legacy Code by Michael Feathers
Dennis-Stepp.com
Dennis is on Twitter
Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.
Arlene Andrews talks about good online learning resources.
This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr
Show Notes:
Arlene Andrews
Our Learning Map
Free Code Camps
Coding Blocks
"Clean Code" episodes
CodingBlocks Slack
The Ministry of Testing
QIT is a search engine for podcasts.
As of April 21st, this very podcast will now start showing up in QIT searches!
QIT source code
QIT feed loader source code
Test Automation University
Angie Jones
Amber Race
CS 50 via EdX
@SWYX: Learn in Public
Arlene is on Twitter
Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.
Jonathan Danylko talks to Matt about the results of the 2019 Stack Overflow developer survey. We kinda go all over the place for this episode!
This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr
Show Notes:
This episode is a bit different than normal episodes. It’s an informal discussion of the Stack Overflow survey results by two people who are not and have never been Stack Overflow employees. We discuss a few things that stood out to us, but we barely scratch the surface of all the data that you can dig through. Make sure to check out the survey results yourself for the entire picture!
Stack Overflow survey results
We talk a bit about remote work. If you’re interested in that, I recorded a whole episode with Gino Ferrand and published it last week last week.
DanylkoWeb
Jonathan Danylko is on LinkedIn
Jonathan Danylko is on Twitter
Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.
Gino Ferrand is building a company for distributed teams. This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr
Show Notes:
Tecla
The Agile Manifesto
Tecla blog
Book: Remote by DHH and Jason Fried
Gino Ferrand is on Twitter
Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.
Steven van Deursen is building maintainable software with dependency injection. This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr
Show Notes:
.NET Junkie - Steven’s blog
Book: Dependency Injection Principles, Practices, and Patterns
Check out episode 94 with Jeremy Miller on Lamar
Book: Domain Driven Design
Simple Injector
Autofac
Some free excerpts from the book:
Writing Maintainable, Loosely-Coupled Code
Understanding the Composition Root
Abuse of Abstract Factories
What’s wrong with the ASP.NET Core DI abstraction?
Steven van Deursen is on Twitter
Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.
Jamie Phillips is writing infrastructure as code. This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr
Show Notes:
PhillipsJ.net
Terraform
HCL, and yes it does kinda look like CSS
DNSimple
Terraform Guides
Terraform on Azure
Book: Terraform: Up and Running
It was just last week, but make sure you don’t miss Jamie’s episode on Packer!
Jamie Phillips is on Twitter
Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.
Jamie Phillips is creating machine images with Packer. This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr
Show Notes:
Jamie Phillips’s blog
Packer
Vagrant
Packer on GitHub
Jamie Phillips is on Twitter
Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.
Michelle Schulp is using atomic design and WordPress. This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr
Show Notes:
Marktime Media
My Name is Michelle
Fitness and Freelance
WordPress
Find a WordCamp near you.
Pattern Lab
Book: Atomic Design by Brad Frost
Check out the new Gutenberg editing experience on WordPress (and compare it to the former editor, TinyMCE)
Other CMSs of note: Joomla and Drupal
Developer Resources for WordPress
WordPress TV
Joe Casabona
Zac Gordon
Tom McFarlin’s blog on Practical WordPress Development
Pippin’s Plugins
Book: Discover Object-oriented Programming using Wordpress by Carl Alexander
Michelle Schulp is on Twitter
Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.
The podcast currently has 123 episodes available.