Kyle is joined by Tim and Russ to talk about their favorite hot takes out of training camp after day 1. Is Jalen Hurts going to be Tom Brady? Is Tyree Jackson going to be a star? Did you want to see Jalen on Netflix? (00:00 - 32:00) The Sixers vs. Howard Eskin is heating up, we figure out why Bryce Harper doesn't throw the last out into the stands, and Tim might be raising a Rhys Hoskins fan. (32:00 - 51:00) Finally, we're contracted to talk about aliens today. Kyle thinks your a simpleton if you go nuts over new aliens updates, Donald Trump gives his take, and Kevin makes an appearance to declare it, "Not a Nothingburger". (51:00 - 1:04:00) Crossing Broad gets a Sixers exclusive about the arena just as the Eagles' Kelly Green jerseys cuck it and we learn everything there is to know about Montepelier, Vermont. (1:04:00 - 1:19:00)

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