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Podcast Summary: Crows, Ravens, and the Limits of Intelligence

In this episode, the Mad Scientist Supreme turns his gaze to the sky and explores one of the most underrated species of genius on Earth: crows and ravens. These birds, known collectively as corvids, have brains small in size but enormous in efficiency—outperforming many animals with much larger brains.

🧠 Brainpower in Feathers

Crows possess remarkable cognitive abilities for their brain size. They use tools without being taught, plan cooperative attacks (like distracting dogs so a partner can steal food), and pass knowledge between each other, such as recognizing friendly or hostile humans. Unlike many animals, they identify faces, remember actions, and even “gossip” with other crows about their experiences.

And here’s the twist:
These feats aren't just learned behaviors. They're evidence of abstract thinking, memory, communication, and even deception, all from a bird brain the size of a walnut.

🗣️ Crow-Speak and AI Translation

If crows can teach and warn each other through sound, why not decode their language? The Mad Scientist Supreme proposes a project:

Use pattern recognition software (already used to decode cat meows, dog barks, and even whale songs)

Pair that with real-time experiments: feed crows in different outfits, or act hostile in others

Record their vocal responses, facial recognition patterns, and social calls

Feed all this data into AI translators to eventually crack the crow language


We could build a dictionary of caws, learning how they describe humans, alert each other, and make plans. It’s not fantasy—it’s just an overdue scientific challenge.

🔬 Why Crows Might Be Smarter Than Us—Per Gram

Crows and ravens might outpace humans on a per-gram basis due to several unique features:

Small but dense brains with specialized neuron packing

High surface-to-volume ratio, allowing better heat dissipation

Fewer internal limiters on mental speed and energy usage


Compare this to humans: our brains generate so much heat during high mental processing that natural limiters prevent overheating—like a computer throttling itself to avoid damage. Crows? They likely don’t need such brakes, allowing faster, cooler cognition.

🧬 What’s In Their DNA?

If their behavior isn’t learned from birth or simply due to size, then genetics might be key. The Mad Scientist Supreme suggests:

Conducting DNA analysis to isolate intelligence-related genes in crows and ravens

Comparing those genes to other animals—and even humans

Possibly integrating that knowledge into future human genetic enhancement programs


After all, if a bird can pass on visual details about you to its entire flock, identify you weeks later, and outwit a dog for kibble, maybe it’s time we stopped calling people “bird-brained” as an insult.


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From avian teamwork to biohacking our brains, this episode challenges what we think intelligence should look like—and urges scientists and backyard observers alike to start listening to the birds.

The Mad Scientist Supreme—where strange ideas take flight.