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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15 years of the podcast. I originally read these stories to you during a segment called Sextastic Tuesday, which aired just about every week (on Tuesday’s, naturally) and creeped out a generation of freaks. Every weekend this summer we will relive some of these abominations.

In addition, I’ll be sprinkling *NEW* stories in, like we are doing this week to kick off season 2 of Crude Summer! What will I be reading to you today? We ended last year by reading 3 installments of the Blowfly Girl journal. This year, we kick off the season with snake insertion. Did you know snakes are attracted to the pungent smell of girl crotch? It’s true! One woman shares her tale of snake tongues dancing around clits and finding its way deep inside her womanly cavern. For this weekend’s second story, I’ve got an eerily timely piece about reparations for black women… in the form of turning white men into their financial slaves and storing their balls in jars (quite literally). Once a year, the men can compete to get their manhood back, but the competition is rather gross.  It’s a a sci-fi nightmare!

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Hastily AI’ed Transcription Of Today’s Show:

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