🚨🎙️ TODAYS EPISODE: PURE CHAOS, ZERO ELEVATION REQUIREMENTS 🎙️🚨

On this episode of This Is Why We Can’t Have a Podcast, Jen and Ashten start by asking the hard-hitting question absolutely no one needed answered: what is the actual difference between a mountain and a hill 🤔⛰️ Spoiler alert: ChatGPT gets involved, feelings get hurt, and we decide it’s less about height and more about ✨attitude✨.

From there, we spiral (naturally) into the unhinged world of cruise directors because apparently being aggressively cheerful while managing thousands of vacationing strangers sounds like a nightmare… but also a personality test?? We break down the unrealistic expectations, the constant performing, and why recent cruise drama has everyone suddenly an expert on maritime customer service.

Then things really go off the rails. We rant about:
• Dynamic pricing and why it feels personal
• Technology ruining simple joys
• Tipping culture and why everyone is confused and stressed
• Being asked one too many questions at checkout

And because no episode is complete without us oversharing, we end with our current hyper-fixations: perfumes, body washes, and why smelling good is a personality trait. If you’ve ever bought something purely because the scent made you feel emotionally supported… this part is for you.

It’s chaotic.
It’s mildly educational.
It’s definitely why we can’t have a podcast.

🎧 New episode drops TODAY.