Crunch Wears No Pants

IT ALL CHANGED A WEEK AGO

THE WOLVES ARE BACK AND LAMELO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF. It's a great experience. We react to the season opener against Miami, Anthony Edwards being completely insane, the early returns on LaMelo and Kuminga, and whatever you can call the backup bigs situation. We also play Cut the Bad, Keep the Good (brought to you by our one true sponsor Lamb Chops) and spend an unreasonable amount of time remembering the 2010 NBA Draft.

Dane Moore joins as our guest for this season's over/unders. Dane also uncovers a bit of a conspiracy where Brandon may be tipping the scales in his favor. Rudy Gobert WILL hit a three this season

It's been four thousand years. Welcome back, Panty Nation

THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT

This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time

reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one

this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves

LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF

This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.