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Welcome to a special episode of My Existential Crisis! Today, we aren't pitting our beloved cryptids up to fight with their strength; this week, they're fighting with their fierceness in a Cryptid Beauty Pageant!
Our six fabulous contestants are the Squonk, Sasquatch, Mothman, Thunderbird, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Mongolian Death Worm.
We'll judge their beauty, charm, and talent on a scale of one to ten, tally up their scores, and see who comes out on top!
By Madison EppleyWelcome to a special episode of My Existential Crisis! Today, we aren't pitting our beloved cryptids up to fight with their strength; this week, they're fighting with their fierceness in a Cryptid Beauty Pageant!
Our six fabulous contestants are the Squonk, Sasquatch, Mothman, Thunderbird, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Mongolian Death Worm.
We'll judge their beauty, charm, and talent on a scale of one to ten, tally up their scores, and see who comes out on top!