Krampus might rattle chains and drag the wicked into the snow, but Perchta waits until you think the danger’s over. In this episode of Cryptid Captures, Phreak dives into the Bavarian and Austrian legend of Perchta, the Shining One who stalks the Twelve Rough Nights between Christmas and Epiphany, checking spinning wheels, kitchens, and half finished chores. Pass inspection and you might get a coin.

Fail, and the stories say she opens your belly with a knife, removes your organs, and stuffs you full of trash, wool, and household waste before sewing you back up. This is the monster that doesn’t want your soul, just your effort – and she’ll happily turn your body into a garbage bag if you disappoint her.