Ever wanted a three-foot nightmare roommatewith backwards feet and a taste for kidnapping? Meet the Kalanoro —Madagascar’s fun-sized cryptid that proves you don’t need to be tall to be terrifying. Legends say they whisper in the dark, lure people into the forest, and occasionally snack on whoever’s dumb enough to follow. Basically Bigfoot’s feral little cousin, but with way worse manners. Strap in, because this week we’re going straightinto the jungle — and if you hear giggling behind you, it’salready too late.