MEC, My Existential Corp, is interviewing for the highly valued position of unpaid intern. Five cryptids have applied — the Squonk, Mothman, the Pukwudgie, the Thunderbird and Sasquatch.

We grade each on what they're wearing to the interview, their poise during the interview itself and their competency with office tools.

Who will emerge as the victor? Listen to find out.

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