If you ever needed an excuse to stay indoors and vegetate in front of the idiot box, the D.U.S.E. has good news for you! Eli and Mel give you about a dozen reasons why you should avoid the horrors of the outside world. With stories about giant man-eating mosquitos in the American swamps, flying bird-snakes in Antarctica, sex demons who will definitely wear you like a meat-suit in India, and cute cuddly flying triangle-faced bastards in Ghana, it's not hard to figure out... Why I Don't Go Outside!