Today we’re going to gently dismantle the fear around cryptocurrencies, the thing that sounds harder than assembling an IKEA bookshelf after three beers.

I promise to keep it in human language. I will have to say “blockchain,” but imagine we’re at a food truck: I’ll explain it between a plate of tacos and a side of guac. Most of us hear “Bitcoin” and think it’s a token for digital slot machines. Spoiler: it isn’t… but it can feel that way.

What are crypto coins? How do you buy and use them without drama? Are there real risks? Can you get scammed? We’ll do this with humor, simple examples, and real talk so no one sells you shiny digital beads.

Public Announcement: this podcast is not financial advice—this is friendly, homemade digital education.

If you end up buying or not buying crypto, let it be an informed choice—not because your “visionary” cousin pressured you at the barbecue… the one who always shows up late and never brings drinks.