In Inuit folklore, the Akhlut is an orca-like composite that takes the form of a wolf on land. A FRICKIN ORCA WOLF HYBRID IS THE SUBJECT TODAY!  Why can't you get one of these at PetsMart? Sad face. After that the show goes on a tangent of many other things, because that's how entertainment works, people. 

Music is "Running Man" from oldways. Provided by TuneTank.