Alternate Title: Dank Krystalz.
 
We watched that crazy Jim Henson fantasy, puppet movie The Dark Crystal. Narration in movies is almost always a mistake - when will they learn. Apparently, the Netflix prequel isn't out yet, but we're worried about it regardless. Vince McMahon comes up, so does Game of Thrones (hopefully for the last time).

Alternate Title: Dank Krystalz. We watched that crazy Jim Henson fantasy, puppet movie The Dark Crystal. Narration in movies is almost always a mistake - when will they learn. Apparently, the Netflix prequel isn't out yet, but we're worried about it regardless. Vince McMahon comes up, so does Game of Thrones (hopefully for the last time).

Alternate Title: Dank Krystalz.
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We watched that crazy Jim Henson fantasy, puppet movie The Dark Crystal. Narration in movies is almost always a mistake - when will they learn. Apparently, the Netflix prequel isn't out yet, but we're worried about it regardless. Vince McMahon comes up, so does Game of Thrones (hopefully for the last time).&nbsp;

Crystal Girls n Boys (The Dark Crystal)

Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder&#39;s meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you. Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

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Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you. Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you. Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

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